Our Taoiseach has just stepped down and Red Chair Recruitment have just secured the contract to find his replacement.
Are you our Country’s next leader?
You must be able to granddad dance and play air guitar at Bruce Springsteen concerts.
The ability to carry a bowl of shamrock successfully across the Atlantic ocean once a year without spilling any of the compost or damaging the shamrock and bring it to Washington DC
Must not be afraid of journalists big microphones and must have the ability to selective hearing when asked pertinent questions.
The ability to talk over other politicians in the Dails and point and laugh at other party members when required.
Must own one green tie and one red tie and at least 2 suits.
Experience in taking credit for other peoples work.
Experience in using a scissors to cut ribbons is preferred, although not essential as full training will be given
Must have the ability to show up late to everything and we mean everything.
Generous package EXTENSIVE HOLIDAYS AND BAR ON SITE & EXTENSIVE JUNKETS
If this job is of interest please send a copy of your CV, plus a brown envelope by carrier pigeon to Dail Eireann